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Offline Shefira

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Men are happier people
« on: July 07, 2011, 10:06:24 AM »
Men are happier people!!!


NICKNAMES
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
* If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.


EATING OUT

* When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
* When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.


MONEY
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
* A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.


BATHROOMS

* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel ..
* The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.


ARGUMENTS
* A woman has the last word in any argument.
* Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument..


FUTURE
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
* A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


SUCCESS
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
* A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


MARRIAGE
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
* A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.


DRESSING UP
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
* A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.


NATURAL
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
* Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


OFFSPRING
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
* A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house..


THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

How did you find it? Pretty true right?


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Offline milkteddy

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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2011, 05:37:45 PM »
wkwkw asli ini jokes nya kasar banget wkwkwkwkwkwk
yang nulis pasti orang yang sangat-sangat stereotipe dan berpegang sama definisi cewek 80s wkwkwkwkwkwk

sejauh yang gw tau malah temen-temen cowok gw paling pelit buat keluar duit makan sedangkan cewek rela ngeluarin duit nobanan buat bayarin temen cowoknya wkwkwkwkwk

untung ini thread ditaruh di forum humor, coba kalo di forum debat gitu asik keknya
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Offline Vionne

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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2011, 06:18:07 AM »
wah berarti gue orang 80an donk fa D:

gw merasa ini adalah hal yang sangat normal dan lumrah wkakwawka

anak muda jaman sekarang memang
"Everybody loves being bad. I'll be the good one. For you!" *chuckles*
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Offline Shefira

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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2011, 07:26:03 AM »
Kalo mau bisa gw bikinin tretnya di subforum debat, "feminisme vs maskulinisme"
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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2011, 11:05:22 AM »
wah berarti gue orang 80an donk fa D:

gw merasa ini adalah hal yang sangat normal dan lumrah wkakwawka

anak muda jaman sekarang memang
emang 80an kan kita tir? 80 akhir, 8x :D

sayangnya aku jg sama kayak gitu, nganggep itu natural .
dan kbanyakan cewe yg kutemuin ya masih gitu.

jgn2 kamu sama temen2mu aja fa yg beda =P
« Last Edit: July 08, 2011, 11:05:42 AM by shinigami_boy »

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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2011, 11:31:55 AM »
. . .
setengah bener setengahnya lagi ga tau bner apa kaga

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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2011, 12:24:18 PM »
Bergembiralah cewe yang lebih ke arah tomboy daripada alay :laugh:
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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2011, 12:47:57 PM »
wkwkwkwkwk berarti gw emang bener punya darah kartini di dalem nadi gw wkwkwkwk
gw kira cuman gw satu-satunya keturunan yang gagal wkwkwkwkwk

okelah kalau begitu
daripada gw OOT disini wkwkwkwk
gw iyain aja toh ini juga cuman jokes

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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2011, 05:10:51 PM »
sebagian besar bener sih wkwkwkw,,
but you know what?
ujung2nya pria tunduk kepada wanita

pria>>   :die:  wanita>> :cambuk:

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Re: Men are happier people
« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2011, 06:13:41 PM »
Gak juga ah :nom:

Toh kalo cowonya ga nyari duit si cewe ga bisa makan
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